What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:07

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Moonraker
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love